If You Liked The Book, You’ll Hate The Movie

You should really read: If You Liked The Book, You’ll Hate The Movie

Because: They all have their issues (doesn’t everyone?) and having Erik Lensherr, the worst guidance couselor ever (who is suprisingly good at his job), as your therapist really isn’t going to help anyone. Especially since Erik has his own problems.

Dreams Are For Rookies

You should really read: Dreams Are For Rookies

Because: This is Ariadne’s fault. Of course it is! Arthur never even told her he liked Eames, but she knows, of course. It’s Ariadne. That’s just how best friends are.

And now Arthur is locked in a closet with Eames. Great.

Or listen to the Podfic here

so you were never a saint

You should really read: so you were never a saint

Because: This is simply a story about Q’s life. Which includes poker nights with MI6 agents, knitting, his best friend Eve, a 00 agent who wants to be his friend (now that’s a terrifying development) and pop culture references, because Q takes his pop culture references very seriously.

Yes. This is simply a story about Q’s life.

just a love to endure

You should really read: just a love to endure

Because: Eduardo is sick of seeing Mark’s stupid face everywhere. He writes Mark a text to tell him just that. He doesn’t send it of course, but he keeps writing texts after that. It’s not like Mark will read any of them.

The Giraffe Notes

You should really read: The Giraffe Notes

Because: Jesse used to write notes to Andrew when they were still in High School. He feels terrible for not doing more, but his therapist insists it doesn’t count as an actual childhood trauma. Luckily Andrew isn’t mad at him. Quite the contrary.

Or listen to the Podfic here

Run Program DUM-E

You should really read: Run Program DUM-E

Because: DUM-E is kind of old and only has one arm, but he tries to take care of Tony. This task gets significantly easier when DUM-E has Steve’s help.

Or listen to the Podfic here

Pangea

You should really read: Pangea

Because: Mark makes a park full of dinosaurs, Sean Parker is a douche, Eduardo becomes a Mommy, Dustin makes Jurassic Park references and they all search a name for the park.

In other words

You should really read: In other words

Because: Dustin likes Chris. Dustin isn’t very good with this kind of stuff. The fact that Chris thinks Dustin is joking everytime he brings it up is not helping.

Body Language

You should really read: Body Language

Because: Mark doesn’t know how to read people, they are so cryptic. Chris helps him figure things out and Mark figures some things about Chris out.

I practiced falling off buildings and out windows

You should really read: I practiced falling off buildings and out of windows

Because: Dustin ist in love with Chris. He knows this, has known this for a long time, but as it turns out things aren’t that clear cut all the time.

Is it really that weird to want to be with two people? And how much weirder is it to want to be with three people?